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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

How to hug a baby

How to hug a baby 1
1st STEP:
Locate a baby and observe him from your location.

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2nd STEP:
Be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby, by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers, this is, indeed, a baby.

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3rd STEP:
Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.

**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the “paw slide” easier.

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4th STEP:
The “paw slide” - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

How to hug a baby 5
5th STEP:
Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented “hug, smile, and lean” so as to achieve the best photo quality.


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