Bumper Stickers

Getting older? Need a gift for mom or dad?

How about these senior citizen bumper stickers?

I believe in having sex on the first date.
At my age, there may not be a second one.


Senior Campbells -
New large type alphabet soup.


The secret of staying young is to live honestly...
eat slowly, and lie about your age.


Quit worrying about your health...
it'll go away.


Florida -
God's waiting room.


Be nice to your children.
They will choose your nursing home.


I must be getting older...
All the names in my phone book end with M.D.

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